Sunday, November 19, 2006

Missing Person Report

Please be advised that Andrew Snauffer aka "Drew" was reported missing last week. He was last heard from about 3 months ago. If you have any knowledge of his whereabouts, please notify the authorities in Jamaica.

Please also be on the lookout for an animal spotted near his home in Jamaica. It is about 6 feet tall and extremely hairy. It has been seen lurking in the shadows at night and seems attracted to the scents of various liquors, notably rum. A picture of this mysterious beast is shown below. If you spot it, please contact local authorities immediately.

Thank you for your cooperation.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey...that is sick, my friend. Give me your address in, Shelley

Wed Dec 13, 04:48:00 PM  

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